Some things that nobody ever wanted to publish. Big mistake. Big. HUGE.
I Can’t Stop Thinking About This In-N-Out Burger Found On the Sidewalk in Jamaica, Queens
I’ve Recently Switched to Talking Only About My Plant-Based Diet
Resumé Advice For the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Based On the Skills Attributed to Them In the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song
Is Drake’s “Hotline Bling” Actually About Disgraced Former Mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford?
I’ve also contributed as a pop-culture writer for Refinery29, covering extremely important topics like:
How Harambe became the first patron saint of the internet
Why "He gotta eat the booty like groceries" was one of the most important lyrics of 2015
The secret Reagan-era propaganda hidden within If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
And the true meaning of Christmas